1. Happy birthday, buddy, you are a rat. Your family tiger’s younger brother and sister will not bully you any more, will they? Listening to your complaints on your birthday last year, I really sympathize with you. This is an old saying: “Rats are doomed to quarrel when they fall in love with tigers and cats.”

2. It’s thoughtful and generous of you to congratulate me on my birthday in such a touching way. I will cherish this gift very much to thank you for your kindness.

3. You are a honey and I am a melon. You are not a stupid melon on your birthday. You are a honey melon after reading the text message! I wish you: laugh after reading the message, happy birthday!

4. I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by singing beauty; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

5. I hope you can enjoy yourself happily in this day that belongs to you and make upfor your hard work this year.

6. Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is unfavorable for your behavior. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Good, good!

7. Wait, just to meet you. Perhaps no one will believe that the light that bursts out at this moment will brighten your long life. Happy birthday, Little Swan!

8. Ordos has become the richest city in China, not only because of you, but also on TV: “Ordos warms the world”. There is also: “Good sheephave good hair and good hair and good thread”. Happy birthday, meek little sheep.

9. I wish you happiness as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and you will live longer than a big stone in Nanshan.

10. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually spilled 100 ml of lard. Why don’t you be sensible? My uncle is here, how can you think of going to the zoo to see the bears? Happy birthday!

11. I wish you a happy birthday. Your kindness has made the world a betterplace. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

12. On your birthday, I want to say to you, “Pig! Happy birthday to you “plus a” wish is more successful! Good mood every day! ”

13. The world is cold and ugly, and it’s hard to walk through the thorns. Who doesn’t insist on living! Dude, don’t have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday,pig, full of energy, annoying … likable, never tired of watching it.

14. Long distance, long line and long thoughts. Distant space, a long time, cut off the distant thoughts!

15, the stars hold the moon, with long guns and short guns; Three-dimensional bombing, creating emotional appeal; The lights are beautiful, and there are many; Happy, hugging you. Today you are theprotagonist, and you are the most beautiful! Wish: Happy birthday! Good luck!

16. We all know yourpatron saint through Xingye’s movies. The familiar name: “Wangcai” is deeply rooted inpeople’s hearts. A call of “prosperous wealth” awakens thepressure thatplagues our hearts that have no idea of entertainment. Happy birthday to you, “Wangcai” Caiwang!

17. When my husband came home from work, he saw a box of cakes with three candles on it. He asked, “Whose birthday is it?” The wife next to me replied coldly, “It’s this dress on me. It’s 3 years old today!” ”

18. Hello, user: We found a new type of mobilephone virus “＂PIG＂”, which is contagious during calls. Thepreventive measure is to say “Happy Birthday!” at the first sentence of everyphone call. “

19. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the cloud bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming soon, just say what you want as a gift, say it, say it quickly … After reading the text message, the time limit haspassed

20. If an idiot can fly, then my company is simply an airport. All men are created equal, except those who get married. If Beethoven is the father of symphony, does it mean that Beethoven’s father is the master of symphony?

21. When you cry, it rains. When you smile, the sun comes out. When you sing, the sky is full of stars. Are you a human or a demon? No matter what you are, even a shemale, I wish you a happy life every day!

22. I heard that you are going to have a birthday? How dare you inform me! I remember the last time on my birthday, the gift you gave me was apiece ofpaper with only three words written on it: “You idiot”. The opportunity for revenge has finally arrived. I generously send you four words, in black and white: “You are more idiot”!

23. Today is your birthday. At the first moment when you turn on your mobilephone, I send you my first wish for a happy birthday, and all your wishes come true.

24. A lady goes into apet shopand wants to buy a sweater of apuppy. The salesman asked her to bring thepuppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

25. On this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love, forever!

26. Sunlight coats you with maturity, and the moonlight adds to your charm. When your birthday comes, may your friends’ wishes converge into a source of happiness …

27. Dear, today is your birthday. On this special day, I sincerely wish you a happy birthday! Happy every day!

28. Gifts are not expensive, but affection isprecious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday!

29. May all happiness, all happiness and all good luck surround you forever! Happy birthday!

30. On this special day, on behalf of thepeople who love you the most, I would like to extend my deepest wishes and warmest greetings to my dearest and lovely baby. You should eat morepigs and gain weight, and everyone will love you and flowers will bloom, so you can get a goodprice. Happy birthday forever.