Pepsi, everything is Fanta. There are also the following funny birthday wishes:

1. I don’t give gifts on my birthday now, so I’ll write a blessing to you. If you don’t think the gift is enough,please gather me up. Happy birthday!

2. (Life) When an outstandingperson dies, he will be a hero. (Day) When he is a sword, he will be a kite at night. (Fast) I hate the Jianghu, and (Happy) I have to live happily.

3. I fold apaper crane every day in order to save 1000. I make a wish, that is, I wish you a happy birthday every year!

4. Knowing that your birthday is coming soon, just say what you want as a gift, say it, say it quickly ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

5. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the cloud bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

6. Elegant and elegant in nature, enjoying a comfortable life and good health; Happy life, bosom friend, happy birthday. I wish you a happy birthday from afar!

Is the birthday greeting headed by Yue funny?

1. Green is the color of life, and green romance is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as a gift for your birthday. May you be full of energy and youth.

2. May you grow into apowerful adult and a teenager who will always win everything.

3. Sit in rows, eat fruit, and friends wish you a happy birthday; Smiling, jumping, happy and happy around; Make a wish, come true, delicious good luck comes one after another; May you be healthy, happy and happy. Happy birthday to you.

4. Happy birthday and many good things! May you spend every day withpeace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, fortune and happiness!

5. On behalf ofpeople all over the world, I wish you a happy birthday. I hope you will start from today and turn over a new leaf and send a congratulatory message’ Happy Birthday’.

6. There are always endless words of blessing, happy things, beautiful mood and happy days. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness every day.

7. Today, the sun radiates heat for you, birds sing for your branches, the breezeputs down your bags, happinessputs wings on you, and luck is all armed for you. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness forever.

8. Today you are the birthday girl. I want to make a cake for you. Happy fruit is in the center, happy cream is bubbling, and happy jam is dripping down.

9. Birds can’t live without the sky, fish can’t live without water, happiness can’t live without happiness, and birthdays can’t live without blessings. I wish you happiness every year, health and happiness every month, good luck every day and a happy birthday!

10. Dedicated to the most importantpig in my life: May you be happy all your life, lucky, fat, healthy and healthy. -people who love you

11. Today is your birthday. I want to send you a glass of juice. I wish you a healthy and energetic drink. I want to send you apiece of cake, and I hope you can eatpure and beautiful; I’m going to send you a song, and I wish you good luck! Happy birthday!

12. Unforgettable is that you and I met, not forgetting that you and I met, remembering that you and I know each other, and cherishing that you and I have a heart to heart, friend. On the occasion of your birthday, I send you my most sincere wishes, wishing you a happy birthday, always healthy and beautiful.

13. I wish the boss more money! Grow more and more meat! All muscles!

14. On your birthday, I want to say to you, “Pig! Happy birthday to you “plus a” wish is more successful! Good mood every day!

15. Today is your birthday. Ipray that the wind will cross thousands of valleys and valleys, and with her tender feelings, I will brush away the tiredness on your face, cleanse the dust of your heart and shake off the burden of your whole body, so that you can walk along calmly and smartly!

16. Happy birthday,piggy. It’s better to celebrate your twentieth birthday. On this unforgettable day, I wish you good health, happiness as the East China Sea and a long life.

17. Today is your birthday. I wanted to give you a Mercedes, which was too expensive. Invite you to dinner, waste; Watching concerts, you have to queue upto buy tickets; Calling you, my mobilephone is still in arrears, so I have to reluctantlypull out a dime and send you a short message, wishing you a happy life and a long life. Ha ha.

18. Are you happy today? I know you must be unhappy, because my blessing hasn’t arrived yet. I’ll give you a birthdaypresent. I hope you have today every year, and you will have today every year.

19. Today is your birthday. My old friend, I edit a sincere message for you and send you a special blessing. May happiness stay with you and live in your heart forever. Happy birthday will follow you day after day.

20. Flowers are blooming with fragrance; A little candlelight, flashing light; Bursts of music, flowing with hope; Pieces of cake convey dreams. Birthday messages are flying and birthday wishes are long. Wish: Happy birthday!

21. A warm candle, two sincere wishes, three happy birthday songs, dancing in the autumn wind all around, bumper harvests to celebrate your birthday, and happy birthday messages to send!

22. I sincerely wish you the warmth of mutton hotpot, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread. I wish you a happy birthday!

23. Today is your first steptowards maturity. I wish you a down-to-earth and steady walk and a road full of flowers.

24. I send you a birthday cake, which is made of happiness, auspiciousness and wishful thinking,packaged with my love, care, enthusiasm and infatuation, and entrusted the lucky god as thepostman. I wish you a happy birthday.

25. Hold on to good luck and don’t relax; Closely involved in happiness, in my heart, I always miss you and never fail. No matter busy or idle, no matter happy or sad, I will think that today is your birthday. Happy birthday to you!

26. Happy birthday. It used to be a letter in black and white, but now it’s high-tech, with blessings! No matter what it becomes, this feeling will never change! Happy birthday.

27. On your birthday,please let me say to you, “Pig! Happy birthday to you “plus a” wish is more successful! Good mood every day! ”

28. May you be greedy and not fat, may you be affectionate, may you be stupid and blessed, and may you always be lucky. May you work hard and be loved all your life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can’t get. Happy birthday, girl!

29. May you be accompanied by happiness all the time, lingering with good luck every minute, companionshipwith Ankang every day and night, happiness every year, and happiness every morning and evening. Happy birthday. May you always keephappy company.

30. This love for you is deeply buried in the bottom of my heart, and it has been surging for a whole century, until the day of gathering comes, it will surge into a bright and burningpassion. Happy birthday, my dearest!

31. My mobilephone is in my hand, I care about it in my heart, and my blessings are in my mind. As long as you are happy, nothing else is unusual, your feelings are often linked, your worries are completely eliminated, everything is fun, your life is always satisfied, and happiness is the mostpleasant!

32. Fish are happy because of the river, and flowers are blooming because of the sunshine; Birds soar in the sky, and I am happy with you. On this special day, send my deepwishes to you for a happy birthday, health and happiness every day!

33. Today is your birthday. May all happiness surround you, with sweetness on the left and satisfaction on the right; May all the best wishes revolve around you, withpeace ahead and health behind; Best wishes for a happy birthday!

34. What day is it today? It’s broad daylight. One day more than 20 years ago, you were born in the mountains and rivers, 300 days before me, so I had to call you: Happy birthday, sister!

35. You are a lively and lovely girl, and our dormitory often laughs at your words. You taught us all toplay mahjong and opened a beauty class for us, which benefited us a lot. I wish your class more and more smooth andprosperous in the new year!

36. Every birthday has gifts and blessings. No matter how many wishes or dreams you have, my gift is my heart, which will grow with you! Happy birthday!

37. Where is the heart, there is treasure; Where there is ambition, there is time; Where love is, there is touch; Where dreams are, there is a future; Where you are, there is my blessing. Happy birthday to you on this special day!

38. Today this year, we will celebrate your birthday with you. Today, we will not be absent! Happy birthday!

39. Another year, looking back on thepast year, I have mixed feelings. I am about to grow one year old, so I can’t helpsmiling.

40. Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow, like an eagle in Pengcheng, Wan Li. May you have a happy birthday!

41. Today is your birthday. I have never forgotten to wish you a happy birthday on this special day. You will stay young and become more and more beautiful!

42. You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it’s the startingpoint again. Are you tired? Have a rest. Tomorrow you will start a new circle. And I, China, bless you, and I will stand by the runway and cheer for you as always.

43. May my heart be a flower that blooms under your sky, adding a little warmth to your birthday and a beautiful glow to your happiness!

44. The happiest thing in aperson’s life is to be with theperson he loves, to support each other and love each other in difficult times, and to share joy and sweetness when he is happy. Today is your birthday, I wish you happiness!

45. Words arepoor and care is sincere; Characters are monotonous and blessings are diverse; When your birthday comes, send my most sincere and diverse wishes. I wish you a happy birthday and all the best!

46. In thepast, the road left countless stumbling steps. In the future, the dream drove us to the distant sky. This is a new beginning. You will do better from here.

47. If I am a rich man, I will let you enjoy the happiness. If I am an official, I will let you be a subordinate. If I have a villa, I will let you be the owner. If I am dreaming, what I just said is all in vain. I wish you a happy birthday and a dream come true.

48. I wish you a long and happy birthday! Do you want me to give you anything? Haven’t you decided yet? You have one second to think. Time’s up. Well, it’s not my fault, let alone my friend. I didn’t give you a chance.

49. Thank you for bringing you to me on this day. Thank you for this day, giving birth to my beloved wife. I will remember your birthday forever, and I will bless you to the end. Happy birthday, wife! Always beautiful!

50. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. Sincerely bless you-happy birthday!

51. On this exclusive day for you, let me send my most sincere wishes. I wish you all the best in life, smooth work, harmonious family, sweet love, good health, always smiling, happy birthday and sweetness.

52. Long distance, long line, long time, long thoughts, long days and long wishes. Every time I send them to my side today, I wish you a happy birthday from afar, not only today, but every day is endless.

53. Today is your birthday, my friend. I have released a groupof blessings for you, tied upa good fortune for you, and accumulated a happiness for you. I wish you a happy birthday and good health.

54. Although the road in thepast is bumpy, the future carries the dream of you and me flying together. Birthday is a startingpoint. Everything will be fine from here! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

55. Birthday wishes can only give me a second of happiness, birthday cakes can only give me an hour of happiness, birthdayparties can only give me a day of happiness, and donating blood on my birthday brings me a lifetime of emotion.

56. I will miss the good scenery, I will keepthe good moments, I will look forward to the good festivals, I will miss my good friends, I will give you good wishes, and I will send my wishes on time every year. Happy birthday!

57. Look at today’s sunny day, which is the candlelight I lit for you; Watch the birds fly, that’s my wings for blessing you; Look upat the blue sky, make a birthday wish, wish your dream is accompanied by auspiciousness and bloom with happiness! Happy birthday!

58. I miss you so much, but my feelings are still as deepas the sea. I don’t want to say vows of eternal love, and I don’t care about the dry seas and rocks. I will join hands with my white hair for life, even if my face has changed, only oneperson will treat me sincerely! Miss you, happy birthday!

59. Picking the freshest wishes in winter, seasoning the most wonderful taste of happiness, decorating romance for you with a sincere heart, and uncovering warmth for you with apair of warmest hands. Happy birthday, my friend.

60. Dear sister, I have a veryprecious gift. I want to give it to you. That is the short message I am sending you now. Happy birthday.